Ten Property Commandments
By Aquaspace
Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, you have driven away potential buyers with your smelly socks, tasteless stuffed animals and old leaky fish tank. Thus thou must obey the following laws:
- Thou shalt not worship any second-hand moth eaten furniture, even if said furniture was a gift from thy dear deceased grandmother.
- Thou must hide thy Aunt Petunia in the cupboard so that she doesn't bore your potential buyers to death with stories of her carefree childhood... Read More
Ten Property Commandments
By Aquaspace
Observe thou that which I command thee this day: behold, you have driven away potential buyers with your smelly socks, tasteless stuffed animals and old leaky fish tank. Thus thou must obey the following laws:
- Thou shalt not worship any second-hand moth eaten furniture, even if said furniture was a gift from thy dear deceased grandmother.
- Thou must hide thy Aunt Petunia in the cupboard so that she doesn't bore your potential buyers to death with stories of her carefree childhood... Read More
