* Get your questions answered by tens of thousands of community members
* Network with expats and english speakers living in Shanghai
* Find like-minded people in a sometimes intimidating environment
* GET ONE MONTH FREE GUANXI SMS LOOKUP SERVICE
           close
Remember?
  Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   PreferencesPreferences  Watched TopicsWatched Topics  Watched ForumsWatched Forums
Log in to check your private messages Log in to check your private messages    Log inLog in   Ignored Users

Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Printable version Log in to check your private messages View next topic
Author Message
sbergmanOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Sep 12, 2007
Posts: 2321

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:09 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Life's Little Pains

Really being in the mood to watch a baseball game and only finding Ernest Angley's gospel hour. Sad
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:42 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

or the yankees are playing the Indians

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:44 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

or sleeping with someone who wears Flannels

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
oh_the_darknessOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 17, 2008
Posts: 2528

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Snappy Sammy is one of life's little pains.....

_________________
And you may ask yourself Am I right? ...am I wrong? And you may tell yourself My god!...what have I done?
View user's profile
freedeliaOffline
Rocker
Rocker


Joined: Nov 27, 2006
Posts: 712

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Not being able to go anywhere during weekends or public holidays (i mean parks, malls, museums,etc) because everything is too crowded. So here we are, on a beautiful Sunday, sitting at home and getting ready to go to a restaurant that has a playground later -- missing a picnic at the park or watching boats by the river...
View user's profile Visit poster's website
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:04 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Having a crush on a happily married woman

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:05 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

oh_the_darkness wrote:
Snappy Sammy is one of life's little pains.....


Yo arsehole just put me on ignore... I just put you there..

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
oh_the_darknessOffline
Fire-eater
Fire-eater


Joined: Apr 17, 2008
Posts: 2528

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:11 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

oh dear.....

_________________
And you may ask yourself Am I right? ...am I wrong? And you may tell yourself My god!...what have I done?
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:17 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

click here to view this post

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
CoffeeHawk_0
Board Buddha
Board Buddha


Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 14780
Location: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:20 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sitting in the Paradise Club with Snappy, after he's had 2 bottles of Chivas, and hearing the terrible things he has to say about the Queen of England Wink
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Does England still have a Queen....

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
CoffeeHawk_0
Board Buddha
Board Buddha


Joined: July 14, 2005
Posts: 14780
Location: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:25 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sitting in a skanky pub with OTD after he's had 37 stout lagers and hearing him say "if New York improved a lot, it might be half as good as London". Wink
View user's profile Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:26 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

BTW at the Paradise its Fi FI not the Queen I'm after: after two bottles of Chivas. You know they don't Jack or any of his American cousins.

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:27 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

London Ontario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
BONNIE
Veejay
Veejay


Joined: June 17, 2005
Posts: 1956
Location: Amsterdam/Shanghai
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:31 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Burning up with lust and having to strip 3 layers of thermals off the local lads........thank goodness it's summer now Smile

_________________
Siberia.......Here I come !
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:34 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

How long do you have to live here before you consider someone Local

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
SnappySammyOffline
Board Legend
Board Legend


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Dating a western woman in Shanghai who wears a padded bra.

_________________
Yank My Doodle It's A Dandy
View user's profile
BONNIE
Veejay
Veejay


Joined: June 17, 2005
Posts: 1956
Location: Amsterdam/Shanghai
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 01:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hmm....soft innocent lips, likes to sleep very close, sings Jacky Cheung songs well, thick black hair cut in an edgy style.......might be a little longer yet Snappy..

_________________
Siberia.......Here I come !
View user's profile
sbergmanOffline
StreetBeater
StreetBeater


Joined: Sep 12, 2007
Posts: 2321

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 02:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Looks like Bonnie woke up randy.

freedelia - come out here to the 'burbs. We spent last Sunday fishing in Century Park. Plenty of space to spread out a blanket and have a pic nic.
View user's profile
p1atl10Offline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: Mar 18, 2005
Posts: 6612
Location: Shanghai
Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 03:38 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Thumb Plaza....and trying to get back to the civilized side of the river at 10pm on a rainy Friday.

England Rugby fans.

Finding out someone took the last cold beer from the fridge...

_________________
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.....Dave Barry
View user's profile
Dazza
Low Seater
Low Seater


Joined: Feb 02, 2006
Posts: 3189
Location: In the city of cold steel
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 04:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sat on the toilet before realizing that you are out of paper.

Quote:
Finding out someone took the last cold beer from the fridge...
Ditto!

Getting up to watch a major sporting event at 3am only to have already missed half of it due to miscalculation of the time difference.

Missing affordable rounds of golf.

Those peace and quiet days.

_________________
If the musics too loud then you are too old!
View user's profile Visit poster's website
freedeliaOffline
Rocker
Rocker


Joined: Nov 27, 2006
Posts: 712

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 05:24 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sbergman, thanks for the invite, but I have seen Century Park on a weekend before and it is not something I would want to do again. You must have been lucky last Sunday Smile

Little pains...

Paying my son's tuition and thinking of how much he would pay for probably better education at a preschool in the US.

Having to beg people who travel back to the US to bring us grits (i bet a lot of y'all have no idea what that is)

Driving and not knowing enough curse words in Chinese
View user's profile Visit poster's website
That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Veejay


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051

Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 10:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Being blamed for things I didn't do.

_________________
Objectivity is the male subjectivity.
View user's profile
lucarOffline
Board Royalty
Board Royalty


Joined: July 05, 2004
Posts: 6313

Status: Offline
Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 11:07 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

christians
View user's profile
That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Veejay


Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051

Post  Posted: May 25, 2008 - 11:29 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

close-minded and racist people

_________________
Objectivity is the male subjectivity.
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:     
Jump to:  
All times are GMT + 8 Hours
Post new topic   Reply to topic
View previous topic Printable version Log in to check your private messages View next topic
Powered by MDForum 2.0.7© 2003-2007 MAXdev Team
Credits
Welcome Guest

Username
Password
Remember me
Register Here!
Join the Shanghai Expat News in the Mail
Email:

Latest Newsletters
Events in Shanghai
January 06, 2009


Members
December 30, 2008


Discounts
January 01, 2009


Web ShanghaiExpat

Welcome Guest
Join Us!

Register, it's free!
 Create an account
Members: Online
Members: Members:41
Guests: Guests:378
Total: Total:419

    Home    Sitemap    Terms of Service    Privacy Policy     Contact Us    Advertising 

All logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owner. The comments and forum posts are property of their posters, all the rest copyright 1999-2008 by Max Intermedia LTD.

Powered by MD-Pro