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LifeMage
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Joined: Sep 30, 2005
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Location: In the world...... but not of it.
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May 26, 2008 - 12:07 AM |
 
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catching your PENIS in the zipper of your pants!  |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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May 26, 2008 - 02:03 AM |
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last time you caught your penis in your zipper, I didn't feel a thing |
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sbergman
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Joined: Sep 12, 2007
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May 26, 2008 - 07:14 AM |
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Having to beg people who travel back to the US to bring us grits (i bet a lot of y'all have no idea what that is)
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Are we living in the same city? Carrefour has all sorts of ground corn. My husband makes the most amazing cheese grits with what we get there. If you don't find them, let me know, and you can come over for dinner one night when he's making them. |
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freedelia
Rocker
Joined: Nov 27, 2006
Posts: 712
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May 26, 2008 - 08:01 AM |
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Oooooh, now you said it, there's no taking your word back...I'll bring the wine, you give the grits  |
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sbergman
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May 26, 2008 - 08:51 AM |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051
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May 26, 2008 - 09:22 AM |
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Having to apply for visa.
Over-packed and having to take out my stuff at the airport.
Having to separate liquids and gels, take out my laptop at security check. Then, having to re-pack them into my carry-on. |
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skyline5k
Shanghai Royalty
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
Posts: 8813
Location: i am ERROR
Status: Online!
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May 26, 2008 - 09:44 AM |
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1. Riding through the obstacle course every day on the way to work.
2. work. |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 11031
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May 26, 2008 - 10:36 AM |
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Wine and Grits????????? |
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freedelia
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May 26, 2008 - 11:13 AM |
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She'll have the wine, i'll have the grits |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051
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May 26, 2008 - 11:00 PM |
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After lining up for ages, and then being told it was the wrong line. |
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sbergman
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May 26, 2008 - 11:30 PM |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051
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May 26, 2008 - 11:32 PM |
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^ I can totally relate! They love me... especially when I sleep naked. Hehehe. |
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sbergman
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May 26, 2008 - 11:40 PM |
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| People drinking beer have been shown to be more attractive to mosquitoes. Limburger cheese has also been found to be attractive. Scientists have theorized that this may explain the attractancy some mosquitoes find for human feet. |
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SnappySammy
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May 27, 2008 - 12:14 AM |
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I have never been biten by a Mosquito. Never not once. they land on me and fly away.... Also when I was a kid the small pox vacination never took.
BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude... |
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hc
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Joined: Apr 04, 2007
Posts: 4545
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May 27, 2008 - 12:14 AM |
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Condoms in general.
Feces that take 8 times of furious wiping to get "properly" cleaned ("wait until is red, THEN you know it's clean", useful advice, Dad).
Cans that need a can opener to be opened.
Soda cans when the ring gets fukd.
When a droplet of ejaculation dries up and glue the tip of your penis to your underwear and hurts to unglue it 
Clipping nails.
Fishing snot with long nails, which leads to micro cuts in the nose, easily infected. THAT sucks bigtime.
Waiting 40 minutes for a pizza to be delivered from the ground floor to the 15th floor.
Black fingertips after reading newspaper printed with crappy ink.
CD Rs that die while being burned.
Dry white board markers (that a pet peeve of mine)
People that use the elevator to go from floor 1 to floor 2.
People that use the elevator to go to any floor other than mine
People. |
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sbergman
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May 27, 2008 - 12:19 AM |
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that explains so much |
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hc
Post Roaster
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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May 27, 2008 - 12:22 AM |
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That_Chinese_Girl
Veejay
Joined: Oct 08, 2007
Posts: 2051
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May 27, 2008 - 12:23 AM |
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| BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude... |
Now picture this... we sleep naked together, in your bed. Is your heart still beating? |
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sbergman
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May 27, 2008 - 12:23 AM |
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the whole anal thing, no? |
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sbergman
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May 27, 2008 - 12:29 AM |
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Why don't the mosquitoes here buzz? Stealthy little annoyances. |
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SnappySammy
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Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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May 27, 2008 - 08:40 AM |
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| SnappySammy wrote: |
| BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude... |
Now picture this... we sleep naked together, in your bed. Is your heart still beating? |
That depends.. Am I in the middle... I don't think I could handle that. I could satisfy me. |
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SnappySammy
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May 27, 2008 - 08:41 AM |
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| the whole anal thing, no? |
I second that... very difficult Port to gain entry too. |
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sbergman
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May 27, 2008 - 08:41 AM |
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I'll protect you, Snappy. You can stay behind me. |
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SnappySammy
Board Legend
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May 27, 2008 - 08:43 AM |
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Who's better then you |
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SnappySammy
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May 27, 2008 - 08:43 AM |
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I got you covered |
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