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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 12:07 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
catching your PENIS in the zipper of your pants! Embarassed

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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 02:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
last time you caught your penis in your zipper, I didn't feel a thing

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Having to beg people who travel back to the US to bring us grits (i bet a lot of y'all have no idea what that is)


Are we living in the same city? Carrefour has all sorts of ground corn. My husband makes the most amazing cheese grits with what we get there. If you don't find them, let me know, and you can come over for dinner one night when he's making them.
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Oooooh, now you said it, there's no taking your word back...I'll bring the wine, you give the grits Smile
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You're on. I'll PM you.
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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 09:22 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Having to apply for visa.

Over-packed and having to take out my stuff at the airport.

Having to separate liquids and gels, take out my laptop at security check. Then, having to re-pack them into my carry-on.

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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 09:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
1. Riding through the obstacle course every day on the way to work.

2. work.

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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 10:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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You're on. I'll PM you.


Wine and Grits?????????

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She'll have the wine, i'll have the grits Smile
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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 11:00 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
After lining up for ages, and then being told it was the wrong line.

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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 11:30 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
mosquito bites
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Post  Posted: May 26, 2008 - 11:32 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ I can totally relate! They love me... especially when I sleep naked. Hehehe.

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People drinking beer have been shown to be more attractive to mosquitoes. Limburger cheese has also been found to be attractive. Scientists have theorized that this may explain the attractancy some mosquitoes find for human feet.
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I have never been biten by a Mosquito. Never not once. they land on me and fly away.... Also when I was a kid the small pox vacination never took.

BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude...

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Condoms in general.

Feces that take 8 times of furious wiping to get "properly" cleaned ("wait until is red, THEN you know it's clean", useful advice, Dad).

Cans that need a can opener to be opened.

Soda cans when the ring gets fukd.

When a droplet of ejaculation dries up and glue the tip of your penis to your underwear and hurts to unglue it Laughing

Clipping nails.

Fishing snot with long nails, which leads to micro cuts in the nose, easily infected. THAT sucks bigtime.

Waiting 40 minutes for a pizza to be delivered from the ground floor to the 15th floor.

Black fingertips after reading newspaper printed with crappy ink.

CD Rs that die while being burned.

Dry white board markers (that a pet peeve of mine)

People that use the elevator to go from floor 1 to floor 2.

People that use the elevator to go to any floor other than mine

People.

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 12:19 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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("wait until is red, THEN you know it's clean", useful advice, Dad).


that explains so much
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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 12:22 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
What does it explain my lady?

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 12:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude...


Now picture this... we sleep naked together, in your bed. Is your heart still beating?
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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 12:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
the whole anal thing, no?
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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 12:29 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Why don't the mosquitoes here buzz? Stealthy little annoyances.
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That_Chinese_Girl wrote:
SnappySammy wrote:
BTW my heart cannot take thinking about You and That Chinese Girl sleeping Nude...


Now picture this... we sleep naked together, in your bed. Is your heart still beating?


That depends.. Am I in the middle... I don't think I could handle that. I could satisfy me.

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the whole anal thing, no?


I second that... very difficult Port to gain entry too.

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I'll protect you, Snappy. You can stay behind me.
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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 08:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Who's better then you

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I got you covered

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