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SnappySammy wrote:
last time you caught your penis in your zipper, I didn't feel a thing


Maybe not, but it damn well explains the cuts on your lips.

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I have never been biten by a Mosquito. Never not once. they land on me and fly away.... Also when I was a kid the small pox vacination never took.
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Mossies don't bite people with Hepatitis B infections. Known fact!!

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 10:04 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

so is that a good thing or a bad thing

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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 10:19 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sbergman wrote:
Why don't the mosquitoes here buzz? Stealthy little annoyances.


Yep. The mozzies here are tricky little buggers. They're aces at avoiding swatters. They're back with a vengeance this year, too.
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Post  Posted: May 27, 2008 - 11:02 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

do Chinese female mosquitoes look for white men.

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Post  Posted: May 28, 2008 - 09:56 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

but white mosquitoe men are also looking for chinese women for disgusting sex ~

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Post  Posted: May 28, 2008 - 10:37 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

SnappySammy wrote:
do Chinese female mosquitoes look for white men.


Oh for sure mate I've had my blood sucked dry by some friggin huge ones.
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Post  Posted: May 28, 2008 - 10:46 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I once had my brains fcuked out. almost the same!

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Banks and Banking...
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The liquid that squirts out of the Mustard bottles before the actual mustard paste squeezes out.
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Post  Posted: May 29, 2008 - 06:11 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

temptation
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Post  Posted: May 29, 2008 - 06:46 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

boring~~~~~~~~

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When friends date friends and while they are happy they are too into each other to bother to call you but when the relationship goes bad they call and go on and on about what a bastard the other person is and wheedle you to try to get information about what the ex is now up to.
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When I lose a wonderful friend because I am too opinionated and way too hardheaded...(sigh...it just happened over the past couple of days...)
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I think we may have more than cheese grits in common....
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Post  Posted: June 25, 2008 - 11:59 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Air hand dryers - I know they are better for the environment but wouldn't a sign that says "wipe hands on pants" be even more green and useful?
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^ Not very lady like, Lady Bergie.

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Post  Posted: June 26, 2008 - 05:59 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Quite touching ..
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Post  Posted: June 27, 2008 - 10:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

you have a point.

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bougie wrote:
Quite touching ..


Quite Douching

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Post  Posted: June 29, 2008 - 12:55 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

blisters

rugburn

ugly (not regarding appearance) people

alarm clocks

the onslaught of technology which is meant to ease our lives causes more rifts and difficulties... just think about how many chargers and electronic devices you haul around the globe

when someone is ailing and you can't help

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Being so sure that you are going to be upgraded that you don't bother to bring your own headphones or make sure you are in a good seat and then somethign happens like the flight before yours was cancelled and you get thrown into coach in a seat with a powerbox in front of you and you are seated next to chatty cathy and your knees hit the seat and the little man inside your head tells you to try to make the best of it for the next 14.5 hours.
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Post  Posted: June 29, 2008 - 11:18 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Just rmember all those pepole who came to the US from europe on the bottom of a ship for two weeks... NO movies, no reclining seats and no mile high clubs....14.5 hours is not so bad.... Remember some people walked out of Germany , Poland Russia, etc etc...

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Post  Posted: June 30, 2008 - 01:18 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

lucar and i don't walk.

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