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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 09:40 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Stupid people at the gym

Today ALL the threadmills were occupied, there was one girl who was standing on the threadmill and stretching while she was talking in the phone, after 7 minutes she is still standing there and stretching the SAME FRIGGIN LEG!!!!!! So I go to the other machine behind her, I see another woman standing behind her because she thinks this girl will be done soon, she waits for maybe 2-3 minutes, and what does this girl on the threadmill do!?!?!?!?! she stops stretching and then walk on the threadmill at a superlow speed. I GET SOOOOOOO MAG seeing those things!!!


Another thing happened today at the same place as well. I wanted to use the lifting machine, and another girl half meter away from me occupies it, so i take another machine opposite her, and she just freaking sits there!!!!!!! and then after 2 minutes her boyfriend comes to the machine and uses it, and she is next to him giggling and caresses him.

I'M MAD

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they will either ignore you or tell you they have paid for every facility.

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Great topic. I would add the following complaint:

People who watch Chinese television at head popping volume levels while on the treadmill. Their neighbors have no choice to follow suit, so pretty soon I can hear five different programs from across the gym.

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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 10:31 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I have a horror story too. Was at Alexander woman's changing room and there was this woman who after her shower, used the common hair dryer to dry her hair erm.. down there!! I was freaked out. I air-dried my hair that day.
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^classic! Laughing

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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 11:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

And to think that some guys actually fantasize about the insides of a girls locker room...that'll teach'em!
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The guys at my gym regularly use the hair dryer on their little testicles. They prop one leg up on the bench next to the sink and get that blower head in their nice and close. Some of them also do their anuses too, which is nice.

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hey thats still pretty hot to me
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Post subject: Re: Stupid people at the gym

sienna wrote:
Today ALL the threadmills were occupied, there was one girl who was standing on the threadmill and stretching while she was talking in the phone, after 7 minutes she is still standing there and stretching the SAME FRIGGIN LEG!!!!!! So I go to the other machine behind her, I see another woman standing behind her because she thinks this girl will be done soon, she waits for maybe 2-3 minutes, and what does this girl on the threadmill do!?!?!?!?! she stops stretching and then walk on the threadmill at a superlow speed. I GET SOOOOOOO MAG seeing those things!!!


Another thing happened today at the same place as well. I wanted to use the lifting machine, and another girl half meter away from me occupies it, so i take another machine opposite her, and she just freaking sits there!!!!!!! and then after 2 minutes her boyfriend comes to the machine and uses it, and she is next to him giggling and caresses him.

I'M MAD


Why didn't you ask them directly if they were using their machines or not? Say it in a very solid tone & look at their eyes & usually they will leave.

If people are noisy or turn up the volumn too high, also tell them directly that annoys you...

anyhow, you need to tell those people otherwise probably they don't know it is not appropriate and they disturbed people.
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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 11:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

boredengineer wrote:
hey thats still pretty hot to me


Shocked Shocked

Me too. Depending on which post you were responding to, of course. Razz We must be getting old.
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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 11:54 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

My story is hot to you???? I wrote a few stories for Playboy forum back in the day, but I didn't realise I still had my touch. Cheers

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he was saying the woman in Alexander...

[/quote]used the common hair dryer to dry her hair erm.. down there!! [quote]

unless she was a fat urgly one
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Post  Posted: June 11, 2008 - 11:58 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Yaichina, you aren't going to last long in here...... Thought the pitted thread would have taught you a lesson, seems not.

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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 12:28 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: Stupid people at the gym

sienna wrote:
Today ALL the threadmills were occupied, there was one girl who was standing on the threadmill and stretching while she was talking in the phone, after 7 minutes she is still standing there and stretching the SAME FRIGGIN LEG!!!!!! So I go to the other machine behind her, I see another woman standing behind her because she thinks this girl will be done soon, she waits for maybe 2-3 minutes, and what does this girl on the threadmill do!?!?!?!?! she stops stretching and then walk on the threadmill at a superlow speed. I GET SOOOOOOO MAG seeing those things!!!


Hey Sienna, I think I saw the SAME girl!!!
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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 12:41 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

It's common at Physical for men AND woman to crap while standing up in the showers. Look in the drain sometime and see what DIDN'T get washed away.

Talked to a manager there, said it was a common problem... among other things. Such as guys having sex in the steam rooms and using the hair dryers in open view of everyone blow drying their bungholes.
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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 12:45 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Oh my... I don't know if I want to use the changing rooms again! I'd rather go home and shower.

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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 01:32 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

You're allowed to have sex in the steam room, **** in the shower and then dry your arse with a hairdryer?

I've got to start going to the gym

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Sibehsianhere wrote:
I have a horror story too. Was at Alexander woman's changing room and there was this woman who after her shower, used the common hair dryer to dry her hair erm.. down there!! I was freaked out. I air-dried my hair that day.
Why didn't you ask her directly if she was using the common hair dryer to dry the shrubs to trim them later? Say it in a very solid tone & look her in the eyes & usually she will remove the unattractive weeds and need for the blow dry.

If a woman is too bushy or turns the common hair dryer up too high, also tell her directly that annoys many men socially along with women in the locker...

anyhow, you need to tell that woman otherwise probably she won't know it is not appropriate and she disturbed people. Wink

Just saying...
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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 06:25 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Unless the hair dryer is actually touching down, does it really matter what it is pointed at?
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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 08:59 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I used to go to physical gym but got sick of it.

Saw guys blow-drying each others arses and then I went 'There's two things that got created. The first was Elvis and the second is LOOK OUT, MAN!! That's ka-ra-tay, son, all the way from China, man...'

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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 09:55 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
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yaichina wrote:
sienna wrote:
Today ALL the threadmills were occupied, there was one girl who was standing on the threadmill and stretching while she was talking in the phone, after 7 minutes she is still standing there and stretching the SAME FRIGGIN LEG!!!!!! So I go to the other machine behind her, I see another woman standing behind her because she thinks this girl will be done soon, she waits for maybe 2-3 minutes, and what does this girl on the threadmill do!?!?!?!?! she stops stretching and then walk on the threadmill at a superlow speed. I GET SOOOOOOO MAG seeing those things!!!


Another thing happened today at the same place as well. I wanted to use the lifting machine, and another girl half meter away from me occupies it, so i take another machine opposite her, and she just freaking sits there!!!!!!! and then after 2 minutes her boyfriend comes to the machine and uses it, and she is next to him giggling and caresses him.

I'M MAD


Why didn't you ask them directly if they were using their machines or not? Say it in a very solid tone & look at their eyes & usually they will leave.

If people are noisy or turn up the volumn too high, also tell them directly that annoys you...

anyhow, you need to tell those people otherwise probably they don't know it is not appropriate and they disturbed people.


i agree, when i want to use some of the machine and somebody is using it i usually approach them and ask them if we can use it alternately, because most of them after using any machine will just sit there for maybe 5 minutes before proceeding to another sets.

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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 10:03 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

jmg06shanghai wrote:
Sibehsianhere wrote:
I have a horror story too. Was at Alexander woman's changing room and there was this woman who after her shower, used the common hair dryer to dry her hair erm.. down there!! I was freaked out. I air-dried my hair that day.
Why didn't you ask her directly if she was using the common hair dryer to dry the shrubs to trim them later? Say it in a very solid tone & look her in the eyes & usually she will remove the unattractive weeds and need for the blow dry.

If a woman is too bushy or turns the common hair dryer up too high, also tell her directly that annoys many men socially along with women in the locker...

anyhow, you need to tell that woman otherwise probably she won't know it is not appropriate and she disturbed people. Wink

Just saying...


*Faint* Nah I can't out-quarrel the local women (especially) - I'll just stick to complaining to you guys online haha.

And the point is not whether the hair dryer actually TOUCHES the hair (or how much hair there is). You don't need to go up to someone with 3-day-unwashed hair to feel disgusted right? Tell me my standards for hygiene are normal.
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pics or it didn't happen
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tell her....the hitler patch is in style....no more buckwheat
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Post  Posted: June 12, 2008 - 10:44 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

cantcheckemailnopw wrote:
Unless the hair dryer is actually touching down, does it really matter what it is pointed at?


It matters when they use one the hair dryer in one hand, and then jostle/manipulate/jounce/flagellate their genitals with one hand.... And then they switch hands (which almost always happens).

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