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Reg_Reagan
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Joined: July 18, 2006
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Location: Friggin' Cessnock...
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May 27, 2008 - 08:30 PM |
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| SnappySammy wrote: |
| last time you caught your penis in your zipper, I didn't feel a thing |
Maybe not, but it damn well explains the cuts on your lips.
GET STUFFED
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Reg_Reagan
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Joined: July 18, 2006
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Location: Friggin' Cessnock...
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May 27, 2008 - 08:33 PM |
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I have never been biten by a Mosquito. Never not once. they land on me and fly away.... Also when I was a kid the small pox vacination never took.
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Mossies don't bite people with Hepatitis B infections. Known fact!!
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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May 27, 2008 - 10:04 PM |
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so is that a good thing or a bad thing
Got Stuffed
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TheDudeAbides
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Joined: June 21, 2006
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May 27, 2008 - 10:19 PM |
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| Why don't the mosquitoes here buzz? Stealthy little annoyances. |
Yep. The mozzies here are tricky little buggers. They're aces at avoiding swatters. They're back with a vengeance this year, too. |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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May 27, 2008 - 11:02 PM |
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do Chinese female mosquitoes look for white men. |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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May 28, 2008 - 09:56 AM |
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but white mosquitoe men are also looking for chinese women for disgusting sex ~ |
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TheDudeAbides
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Joined: June 21, 2006
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May 28, 2008 - 10:37 AM |
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| SnappySammy wrote: |
| do Chinese female mosquitoes look for white men. |
Oh for sure mate I've had my blood sucked dry by some friggin huge ones. |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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May 28, 2008 - 10:46 AM |
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I once had my brains fcuked out. almost the same! |
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Scojay
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Joined: Oct 21, 2006
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May 28, 2008 - 01:51 PM |
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queenmab
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Joined: June 07, 2003
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May 29, 2008 - 01:51 PM |
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The liquid that squirts out of the Mustard bottles before the actual mustard paste squeezes out. |
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sbergman
Veejay


Joined: Sep 12, 2007
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May 29, 2008 - 06:11 PM |
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Nathalie25
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Joined: Aug 24, 2004
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May 29, 2008 - 06:46 PM |
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boring~~~~~~~~ |
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sbergman
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Joined: Sep 12, 2007
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May 30, 2008 - 07:42 PM |
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When friends date friends and while they are happy they are too into each other to bother to call you but when the relationship goes bad they call and go on and on about what a bastard the other person is and wheedle you to try to get information about what the ex is now up to. |
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freedelia
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Joined: Nov 27, 2006
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May 30, 2008 - 08:23 PM |
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When I lose a wonderful friend because I am too opinionated and way too hardheaded...(sigh...it just happened over the past couple of days...) |
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sbergman
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May 30, 2008 - 08:27 PM |
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I think we may have more than cheese grits in common.... |
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sbergman
Veejay


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June 25, 2008 - 11:59 PM |
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Air hand dryers - I know they are better for the environment but wouldn't a sign that says "wipe hands on pants" be even more green and useful? |
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That_Chinese_Girl
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Joined: Oct 08, 2007
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June 26, 2008 - 12:15 AM |
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^ Not very lady like, Lady Bergie. |
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Nathalie25
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June 26, 2008 - 12:33 AM |
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bougie
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Joined: Nov 20, 2004
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June 26, 2008 - 05:59 AM |
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SnappySammy
Shanghai Royalty


Joined: Nov 01, 2007
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June 27, 2008 - 10:03 PM |
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you have a point. |
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SnappySammy
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June 28, 2008 - 11:50 PM |
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| bougie wrote: |
| Quite touching .. |
Quite Douching |
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Magnolia
Board Biatch

Joined: June 01, 2004
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June 29, 2008 - 12:55 AM |
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blisters
rugburn
ugly (not regarding appearance) people
alarm clocks
the onslaught of technology which is meant to ease our lives causes more rifts and difficulties... just think about how many chargers and electronic devices you haul around the globe
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lucar
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Joined: July 05, 2004
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June 29, 2008 - 03:55 AM |
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Being so sure that you are going to be upgraded that you don't bother to bring your own headphones or make sure you are in a good seat and then somethign happens like the flight before yours was cancelled and you get thrown into coach in a seat with a powerbox in front of you and you are seated next to chatty cathy and your knees hit the seat and the little man inside your head tells you to try to make the best of it for the next 14.5 hours. |
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SnappySammy
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June 29, 2008 - 11:18 PM |
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Just rmember all those pepole who came to the US from europe on the bottom of a ship for two weeks... NO movies, no reclining seats and no mile high clubs....14.5 hours is not so bad.... Remember some people walked out of Germany , Poland Russia, etc etc... |
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Magnolia
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June 30, 2008 - 01:18 AM |
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lucar and i don't walk. |
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