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SirFiddler
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July 16, 2008 - 12:02 PM |
 
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yeah i keep hearing the virgin powder in cali is very good |
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Magnolia
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July 16, 2008 - 12:04 PM |
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its going to be snowing all week...
eeekk! flashback! |
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thewalrus
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July 16, 2008 - 12:11 PM |
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SirFiddler
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July 16, 2008 - 12:13 PM |
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just realized we should watch it a bit , talking about burning the shed i mean. if that art-shop wanker reads this, he'll have the perfect alibi |
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Reg_Reagan
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Joined: July 18, 2006
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Location: Friggin' Cessnock...
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July 16, 2008 - 12:14 PM |
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| SirFiddler wrote: |
| yeah i keep hearing the virgin powder in cali is very good |
dearest KiddiFiddler.
Can you hook me up with some of this magical Virgin Powder? There's a few chicks named Judy from Tongren lu that need to Re-V themselves.
Get Stuffed
Reg |
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skyline5k
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July 16, 2008 - 12:17 PM |
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Why would they need that after a night with you, Reg? Not like you could do any damage to them. |
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Magnolia
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July 16, 2008 - 12:33 PM |
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tee-hee...
evil skyline! |
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SirFiddler
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July 16, 2008 - 12:35 PM |
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| Reg_Reagan wrote: |
| SirFiddler wrote: |
| yeah i keep hearing the virgin powder in cali is very good |
dearest KiddiFiddler.
Can you hook me up with some of this magical Virgin Powder? There's a few chicks named Judy from Tongren lu that need to Re-V themselves.
Get Stuffed
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not until you pay up for that viagra i gave you the other week. |
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Ponzonia
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Joined: June 24, 2008
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July 16, 2008 - 12:40 PM |
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74. go to Alaska snowboarding |
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Reg_Reagan
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Joined: July 18, 2006
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Location: Friggin' Cessnock...
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July 16, 2008 - 12:40 PM |
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Friggin hell you tool You didn't warn me not to take them all at once.
Been walking around looking like a the flagpole from a schoolyard. I'm scaring the friggin sheilas away. Well, all of them except this one called Judy!
Reg |
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SirFiddler
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July 16, 2008 - 12:41 PM |
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Friggin hell you tool You didn't warn me not to take them all at once.
Been walking around looking like a the flagpole from a schoolyard. I'm scaring the friggin sheilas away. Well, all of them except this one called Judy!
Reg |
you took the whole 200 ? |
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anon6969
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July 16, 2008 - 01:34 PM |
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69. ...with someone famous. |
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Lordlunchalot
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July 16, 2008 - 06:02 PM |
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thewalrus
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July 16, 2008 - 06:07 PM |
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| 75. wake up not hungover |
First sensible thing on this bloody thread. you all need a slap. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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July 16, 2008 - 06:22 PM |
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| SirFiddler wrote: |
| yeah i keep hearing the virgin powder in cali is very good |
with no cuts  |
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black_bird
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July 16, 2008 - 06:24 PM |
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beautiful_mind0905 wrote:
ChicoStateDisciple wrote:
Visit every continent. 2 more to go.
Which ones have you visited?
I only have Africa and Antarctica left. |
i only have south america and antarctica left 
which can indeed be bundled together. (easiest way to access antarctica is from argentina) |
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Ponzonia
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July 16, 2008 - 06:27 PM |
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beautiful_mind0905 wrote:
ChicoStateDisciple wrote:
Visit every continent. 2 more to go.
Which ones have you visited?
I only have Africa and Antarctica left. |
i only have south america and antarctica left
which can indeed be bundled together. (easiest way to access antarctica is from argentina) |
I only have antarctica left...
Do I win? |
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black_bird
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July 16, 2008 - 06:30 PM |
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you win you win 
i know this crazy scientist he spent 2 winters and 3 summers there. visited antarctica from all 3 continents (if oceania is a continent too) to see mates in different ice station made it to the pole etc....
dont want to be him thou... want to stop traveling like i do once i reach 30
one thing i dont like about my current lifestyle is i have to chuck out/give away all my favourit dresses/skirts/shoes/bags/belt when i move to a new plc  but i dont mind shopping for new stuff thou |
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beautiful_mind0905
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July 17, 2008 - 09:03 PM |
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| thewalrus wrote: |
| Lordlunchalot wrote: |
| 75. wake up not hungover |
First sensible thing on this bloody thread. you all need a slap. |
Slap Slap...
What number are we up to? |
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boredengineer
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July 18, 2008 - 05:06 PM |
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194. Deliver a joke that utterly bombs and fails in front of a large audience. |
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oh_the_darkness
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July 18, 2008 - 05:13 PM |
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^ That could easily be achieved by telling a really racist joke to an audience entirely of one colour, creed, etc.
But be careful. If you tell a joke that offends white people to a black audience they will all laugh, same with a white audience. But tell a joke about black people to a black audience and they won't laugh - especially if you are white or Chinese.
The moral of the story? It's ok to be racist as long as you're politically correct about it. |
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sienna
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Joined: July 17, 2006
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July 18, 2008 - 05:22 PM |
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the funniest thing happened at my old work, we were atching this indian comedian (forgot his name), anyway he's famous for joking about different etnicities, esp. the chinese.
So we were sitting there watching and when he started to slam the chinese ppl, people were turning back their heads to look at me to check if I was doing OK.
Got me so pissed off, so the moral of the story that I'm telling.
Just because you're in a western country its people still have just as bad manners as some Chinese people. It's not about etnicity, it's about individuality!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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oh_the_darkness
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July 18, 2008 - 05:24 PM |
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So it's ok to tell racist jokes about Chinese? Because I know loads. Some of them are really funny. |
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boredengineer
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July 18, 2008 - 05:26 PM |
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| sienna wrote: |
the funniest thing happened at my old work, we were atching this indian comedian (forgot his name), anyway he's famous for joking about different etnicities, esp. the chinese.
So we were sitting there watching and when he started to slam the chinese ppl, people were turning back their heads to look at me to check if I was doing OK.
Got me so pissed off, so the moral of the story that I'm telling.
Just because you're in a western country its people still have just as bad manners as some Chinese people. It's not about etnicity, it's about individuality!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Russel Peters? Pretty funny IMO.
What bad manners are you talking about? The comedian, or people who awkwardly look back to see if you are offended or not? Either way, I think you should check to see if your vagina is filled with sand and learn to laugh. |
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sienna
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July 18, 2008 - 05:30 PM |
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ehhhhhhhh?
WTF are you on???????????//
yes, it was russel peters, he's funny im not saying anything else.
I think it's weird when people are actually turning back and look at me when he was joking about asian people, as I'm asian. they were clearly thinking of me when they turned their heads.
You just don't do that, that's bad behaviour.
but i guess you as a bored engineer wouldnt understand ha?
get out of my sight |
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