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SnappySammy
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July 20, 2008 - 03:19 AM |
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FOR ME IT'S JET LI |
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queenmab
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July 20, 2008 - 05:27 AM |
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bruce lee, jet li, and ME of course
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YorkshireKing
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July 20, 2008 - 06:43 AM |
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MONKEY!!
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oh_the_darkness
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July 20, 2008 - 07:42 AM |
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Hong Kong Phoo-ey.
Plus he was black and a real bad-ass. |
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CoffeeHawk_0
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July 20, 2008 - 09:31 AM |
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the 5 masters from 'Pig Sty Alley' in the movie "Kung Fu Hustle" - buy the DVD if you have not seen this movie yet, I think it came out in 2006. It's loaded with tongue-in-cheek metaphors and references to Chinese culture, history, and stereotypes. |
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DesertSpider
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July 20, 2008 - 10:16 AM |
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The guys from the tv series: Kung Fu
Master Po, Master Kan and Kwai Chang Caine |
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SnappySammy
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July 21, 2008 - 11:47 PM |
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GrassHopper Caine....That's a very old TV series.. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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July 22, 2008 - 02:01 AM |
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Bruce lee <-- no doubt
Jakie Chan <-- Sweet
And My coments on Jetson Leanail.
Too Fake looking. Bruce was the real live deal. Jack makes realistick fight seanse in many (not all) of his movies. Only a few of JL's movies have realist fights. Also the best movies he is in are made by the story not his fighting. I am referring to Hero and the one were his eagerness to fight gets his family killed and China unembarrassed. Good movies but the Kung fu is not what makes them great. |
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ChicoStateDisciple
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July 22, 2008 - 02:02 AM |
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| GrassHopper Caine....That's a very old TV series.. |
i get tired of chinese movies taking on western Ideals... the chinese artist don't need it. Why pick up western parts. |
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YorkshireKing
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July 22, 2008 - 03:56 AM |
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These three kick ass!
Who edited the photo??
Lo Pan..
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Scojay
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July 22, 2008 - 05:17 AM |
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TMNT...
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skyline5k
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July 22, 2008 - 06:27 AM |
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These three kick ass!
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Big Trouble in Little China, right?  |
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SnappySammy
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July 22, 2008 - 11:44 AM |
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In Japan Zatochio(spelled wrong) The Blind Swordsman....Who's better then him |
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Cambronne
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travelinjack3
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July 22, 2008 - 11:56 AM |
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These three kick ass!
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Big Trouble in Little China, right?  |
Would love to have this on DVD. |
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skyline5k
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Had it for a long time. It's out here somewhere I'm sure. |
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tomnoddy_uk
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July 22, 2008 - 06:01 PM |
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Raiden
Signature moves
* Static Teleport: At will, Raiden vanishes and reappears behind the opponent.
* Lightning Bolt: Raiden sends bolts of lightning flying at the opponent.
* Torpedo: Raiden flies horizontally at his opponent and pushes them against the wall. Raiden can also do the move on the air, although not in the first game and Armageddon.
* Shocking Touch: Raiden grabs the opponent, holds them in the air, and electrocutes them. In Deception and Armageddon, he ends the move by punching the enemy away.
Recurring fatalities
* Electric Decapitation: Raiden sends a surge of electricity into the opponent's head and it explodes.
* Explosive Uppercut: The god crouches down and sends a vicious electric charged uppercut to the opponent blowing him/her into pieces.
* Electrocution: Raiden grabs his opponent, holds him/her a few feet off the ground, and electrifies them until they explode. |
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SnappySammy
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July 23, 2008 - 12:27 AM |
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KUNG FU HUSTLE |
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Cambronne
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July 23, 2008 - 12:41 AM |
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Judy Ye, sorry I meant Lucy Liu |
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SnappySammy
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July 23, 2008 - 01:50 AM |
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| Judy Ye, sorry I meant Lucy Liu |
Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu: Michelle Yeoh would kick her arss....Michelle Yeoh would kick almost everyones arss |
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sienna
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July 23, 2008 - 09:25 AM |
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Song Wu Kong, the one yorkshireking meant, I was in love with him and was planning to marry him when I was 5 years old, my love for him was so strong I remember. Then when I was 10 I fell in love with him once again.
Have I been mentally damaged now for the rest of my life that I was in love with a cartoon figure in my younger years? |
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ThomasCaron
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July 23, 2008 - 09:30 AM |
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Sammo Hung. |
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footballshanghai
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July 23, 2008 - 10:12 AM |
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^ Sammo Hung is quality!
But **** me..
It has to be Jackie Chan..
But I'm not talking about the modern hollywood style flicks..
Watch drunken master and the like and you will catch him in his prime!
Does anyone here have a good selection of old skool movies? I'd love to watch 5 Venoms, Shogun Assassin, 36 Chambers of Shaolin, etc again
Alternatively anyone know a place that sells the old stuff? |
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Scojay
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July 23, 2008 - 09:03 PM |
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Uma kicked butt in Kill Bill. |
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Lordlunchalot
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