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Post 12Posted: July 23, 2008 - 09:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Something interesting

This is has been around the internet block and I sure a couple of these are snope-worthy.. but its interesting none the less.

VERY INTERESTING STUFF

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------ --------- -----

Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------ --------- --------- -

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ---------

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S.Treasury. ------

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.



Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

A. All were invented by women.

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare' s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase...... .. 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4, 000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.' It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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Post  Posted: July 23, 2008 - 09:36 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand


For Yanks maybe.

Us speakers of the Queens English would come across this at One Hundred And One

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


yeah. that must be why my hair is of such good quality

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many of you tried it just after reading this? Wink

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Post  Posted: July 23, 2008 - 10:11 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many of you tried it just after reading this?


All you have to do is dislocate your shoulder.
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mat wrote:
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand


For Yanks maybe.

Us speakers of the Queens English would come across this at One Hundred And One


Sure it wouldn't be: Ten And One for Eleven ?



Cram your Royal English up your royal asss, smacktard.

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Post  Posted: July 23, 2008 - 01:49 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


yeah. that must be why my hair is of such good quality


But it didn't say zinc or copper can make "good quality" hair?

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it does. the more zinc you have in your hair, the better hair quality you have.
it's true. that's why they have those zinc schampoos, i dont need it as my hair have already lots of zink as Im obviously very intelligent Razz

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sienna wrote:
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


yeah. that must be why my hair is of such good quality


Nah, that's salt and not zinc you've got. Wink
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


yeah. that must be why my hair is of such good quality


Smearing zinc paint in your hair does not work. Neither does the sticky stuff you know so well Wink

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the more zinc in your body, the less your hair turns gray..... also sheet metal workers seem to look younger than their age.... The thinking is they work with zinc, and zinc slowes the aging process..

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skyline5k wrote:
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
How many of you tried it just after reading this? Wink


I tried and I can, ladies you can PM me at will
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 12:04 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

now try your Balls

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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 12:09 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Been trying that one for years, considering a bit of surgery to help me out, what is a rib or two compared to years of satisfaction
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 12:13 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

good Luck

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mat wrote:
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A. One thousand


For Yanks maybe.

Us speakers of the Queens English would come across this at One Hundred And One


Whereas us Scots start off with number 'wan'!

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^ And cockney wankers.

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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 08:06 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

I wanna c how ths ends!

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