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I'm getting loose in the Caribbean - on rum naturally. . .

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I heard Reggie might be on the run over in that area. Keep an eye out for him.

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Lovely. Say hi to Sir Viv Richards for me!

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Some brilliant white rums there, but also try the dark rums too.

My favourites Mount Gay (gold rum) and Carusian Gold....Bacardi can go an bugger off...

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thewalrus wrote:
Lovely. Say hi to Sir Viv Richards for me!


Yeah, and ask him why his mom gave him a girls name Laughing

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I'm getting loose in the Caribbean - on rum naturally. . .


Brings back memories mate! I spent 6 years there before coming to China. Which islands are you going to visit?

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I'm getting loose in the Caribbean - on rum naturally. . .


Brings back memories mate! I spent 6 years there before coming to China. Which islands are you going to visit?


And try to post some pics!

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thewalrus wrote:
Lovely. Say hi to Sir Viv Richards for me!


Yeah, and ask him why his mom gave him a girls name Laughing


I thought you did mate, at the cricket 6's!

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Nah, it was Cain aka FITH. I told you last Saturday mate. And yes, it was at the 6's.

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I'm getting loose in the Caribbean - on rum naturally. . .


Brings back memories mate! I spent 6 years there before coming to China. Which islands are you going to visit?


I'm in the Dominican Republic now, in Santo Domingo.

Will probably visit Cuba next.

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Cool, used to live there for 2 1/2 years, just before I came to China. I built the power plant at Metaldom. Santo Domingo is cool. Food is fantastic, friendly people, and a night life that never stops. Enjoy mate!

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And Cuba is good too. In my opinion the hottest women in all of the Caribbean.

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Reggie is hiding out in the Carribean. Davo dobbed me in for that friggin weight loss pill scam that i was running in Cessnock (haha, they were friggin quick eze tablets), and i need to lay low for a bit.

Kiwi, lend me a 50, and i'll buy you a drink.

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Nah, it was Cain aka FITH. I told you last Saturday mate. And yes, it was at the 6's.


Would have been good to see PC out there last Sat...he said he was coming. Maybe got sidetracked at Red Beat on Friday night.

The Masterblaster, Sir Isaac Vivian Alexander Richards!


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Reg was last seen disappearing over the border into Haiti. Things got a little desperate for him after he tried to restart the weight loss pill scam here in the Dominican Republic. The Chief of Police's wife (a morbidly obese senora) ordered a container load of pills and Reg briefly thought he had it made. Sadly he couldn't get his hands on enough quick eze and things turned nasty.

The good thing about Reg being in Haiti is that he is hooking me up with Barbancourt rum. God knows how he is doing it, but it's great stuff.

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 12:36 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Haha. Run Reggie, Run.

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 12:40 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Does anybody know how to say "i'm sorry constable, i didn't know shes was your mrs" in Haitan?

Respectfully requesting urgent assistance

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 08:04 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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Try this

Désolé officier, je n'ai pas compris qu'elle était votre femme

Si j'avais, je l'aurais pris sa jusqu'à son cul

That should work nicely..Wink

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 08:39 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Roughly / loosely (no pun intended) translated.

Sorry ocifer, i no comprendez that she was your ugly wife. Would I have known, I would have avoided to poke her in the dark brown shoot (although her stinky cuutn was too loose to satisfy).

Hope you only give me a warning, I would hate to become a zombie and be 6 feet under with rats and insects biting my nut sack
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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 08:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

nice kiwi, you there for work ?

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^ Yeah people always go to Cuba for work.

He's there for the rum and the snatch, you donkey!

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Post  Posted: July 27, 2008 - 07:28 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

He is probably after a donkey as well......

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Post  Posted: July 27, 2008 - 10:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Don't they have honour killings in Central and South America? Fly away Reggie and fast!

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Post  Posted: July 27, 2008 - 11:58 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Andreas wrote:
And Cuba is good too. In my opinion the hottest women in all of the Caribbean.


They are Hot, I think the Dominican woman are hotter...

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