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Celebration of Beauty (and some other things)

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Post  Posted: July 23, 2008 - 07:09 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I'm afraid she might loose her cherry
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I once lost mine, fell out of the cocktail glass...

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CoffeeHawk_0 wrote:
Sammy's in the mood for sheesh-ka-bob:

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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 12:38 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
bougie wrote:
I'm afraid she might loose her cherry
Don't be afraid...you won'rt hurt her.
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 06:54 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
I might hurt myself though
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 10:52 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
This needs to be a Sticky

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I bet you guys have already made it quite sticky...
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Bougie should we let Lady Bergie get sticky with us?

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Had s'mores tonight. I'm already there.
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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 11:53 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ Hey Stranger!!!

Do you really think the heathens on this site know what a s'more is?

Hope you are well!

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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 06:03 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
SnappySammy wrote:
Bougie should we let Lady Bergie get sticky with us?


yes yes YESSSSSSSS
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Snappy and Platty can be the graham crackers. Bougie can be the chocolate. And, I'll be the marshmallow. Then we can switch up.
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Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?
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Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a collie named Lassie?
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do you realize yet what your kids will be seeing in the next generation video games?

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Post  Posted: July 27, 2008 - 09:06 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
^ She looks a bit like QueenMab.

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only QueenMab is prettier
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Post  Posted: July 27, 2008 - 10:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
and less plastic(ie)
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Post  Posted: July 29, 2008 - 10:50 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
Post subject: Re: She's my Japanese boy
Crocodile wrote:
With pork prices rising, there are those who say there will be a corresponding inflation in the value of female Chinese chest meat, others will write that words are being minced.

Wherever you are, whether it be in, a synagogue, a KFC playpen, a Miami style health bar or buried under some paving stones or decking, you will comprehend that female chinese breast flesh will never offer the marrow and gristle our dead forefathers craved.
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sbergman wrote:
Snappy and Platty can be the graham crackers. Bougie can be the chocolate. And, I'll be the marshmallow. Then we can switch up.


Include Me In devil
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Post  Posted: July 29, 2008 - 11:43 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
You're in. At least I think you're in. You in?
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Post  Posted: July 29, 2008 - 11:53 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top
you guys have fugly taste

queenmab, yingying and I are like 1000 times hotter than those girls.

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Post  Posted: July 30, 2008 - 06:43 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
in not there yet but i'm coming
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Post  Posted: July 30, 2008 - 06:47 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top
yingy(TS) reckons she was the hottest!

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