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Post  Posted: June 30, 2008 - 05:26 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

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If you do it on the boat are you in a league of your own?
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Post  Posted: June 30, 2008 - 05:40 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

i hate sex on boats.

i am also not a fan of boats.

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The only place I hate sex is ......um....er.... well, I guess a Chinese public toilet would be rather unpleasant and swimming pools are never as good as you think they're going to be but a boat? Isn't that what boats are for? It's definitely what trains are for.
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Oh, and KFC would be pretty unpleasant.
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Post  Posted: June 30, 2008 - 06:10 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sand is also unpleasant. gets in all the wrong spots in all the wrong ways, doesn't it?

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Post  Posted: July 11, 2008 - 11:21 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

yes but in a few months you will have a pearl

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Post  Posted: July 15, 2008 - 12:24 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

sbergman wrote:
Oh, and KFC would be pretty unpleasant.


Try it You'll Like It
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Post  Posted: July 15, 2008 - 12:50 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Hard n the knees ..
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Post  Posted: July 16, 2008 - 10:45 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

you're on the wrong end of the process.

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Post  Posted: July 16, 2008 - 11:05 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

My ass is flaming cause of all those chillies and tap water sleep ..
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Post  Posted: July 24, 2008 - 11:16 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Sometimes you confuse me..

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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 12:23 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Life's Little Pains:

Americans in China starting a sentence with -"We westerners..." followed by a stupid yank statement which doesn't apply anywhere else in the west (or world) except in the totally backwards USA.
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We westerners don't mind that. Wink
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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 02:57 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

mrl wrote:
Life's Little Pains:

Americans in China starting a sentence with -"We westerners..." followed by a stupid yank statement which doesn't apply anywhere else in the west (or world) except in the totally backwards USA.


Amazing! I find the same problem with Swedes.


In all honesty though, I have never, never, never heard an American start a sentence with the phrase "We westerners".

PS... go fcuk yourself.

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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 03:04 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

Flaming feels good doesnt it?

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Post  Posted: July 25, 2008 - 09:05 AM  Reply with quote  Back to top

The country that IS backwards is the UK, US is ok..

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Post  Posted: July 26, 2008 - 11:51 PM  Reply with quote  Back to top

hc wrote:
Flaming feels good doesnt it?


It depends if you're the Flamee or the Flamer

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