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SirFiddler
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Apr 08, 2004 - 03:08 PM |
 
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Alright guys and girls , The Fiddler decided to do some field research tomorrow night . I ask you to give me your best pick up lines ( Girls the ones they would like to hear , Guys the ones they know they worked ) . I'll learn them until tomorrow night and then try them . If I am not thrown out of the country by monday I' ll let you know if they worked ...or not ... |
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Schnickle
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Apr 08, 2004 - 03:21 PM |
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"Hey qing wen duo shao qian?" |
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littlefox
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Apr 08, 2004 - 03:45 PM |
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you then will get a kick on ya ass 
I think you should start to compliment a girl. Girls will never refuse sweet words, but make it in a blunt or flirting way.
hm.. like: You look great in that dress/jeans, watever; or what's the perfume you are wearing?  |
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Jeff-HMB-CA-USA
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Apr 08, 2004 - 03:46 PM |
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"Tengo que bailar, por que mis pantalones estan en fuego" |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 08, 2004 - 03:50 PM |
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littlefox , don't even know what that means but looks a bit like "how much? to me... thanks for saving my big butt...
Jeff : That one is a good one , but I see how this ends , she thinks I am a total knob and soaks my pantalones en fuego con aqua minerale  |
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Schnickle
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Apr 08, 2004 - 05:07 PM |
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ok yea start with a compliment then get down to business
"Woa ni hao piao liang, ze mo mai?" |
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littlefox
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Apr 08, 2004 - 05:44 PM |
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u will get another kick on your little brother this time i guess.  lol
Fiddler, you are right.  so don't take Schnick's words.
By the way, wat does Jeff's sentence mean? |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 08, 2004 - 05:48 PM |
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jeff said : want to dance because my pants are on fire ...
what did schnickle say my chinese is a bit rusty ... looks like ni hao beautiful girl ...but then I am lost ... cool you saved my butt and mini-me in just two hours... i owe you ... |
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littlefox
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Apr 08, 2004 - 05:49 PM |
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you owe me a popcorn fight |
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Schnickle
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Apr 08, 2004 - 06:52 PM |
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I said hey beautiful, what's the going price? haha BTW I read something about this speed dating thing on That's Shanghai, that sounds like a good idea. |
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Jeff-HMB-CA-USA
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Apr 08, 2004 - 07:05 PM |
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Well technically, I said "I have to dance, because my pants are on fire". This has to be said in a sultry latin voice to be effective. It helps to also be Antonio Banderas. |
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Sinsabit
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Apr 08, 2004 - 09:36 PM |
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| I said hey beautiful, what's the going price? haha BTW I read something about this speed dating thing on That's Shanghai, that sounds like a good idea. |
I think you'd like it, you should get lined up with something like 20 dates lasting 5 minutes each.
With those lines I can see you getting "Most requested male for a date" prize for the evening.
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Schnickle
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that's gotta be the funniest avatar on this forum |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 09, 2004 - 10:08 AM |
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| you owe me a popcorn fight |
name time and place and you get a salty popcorn whopping
that speed dating thing at least saves you from buying a lot of drinks , having a nice long conversation to only find out that she has a boyfriend |
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littlefox
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Apr 09, 2004 - 01:56 PM |
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salty popcorn is great!
well, personally I don't appreciate the speed dating. Never believe fall in love at the first sight. Do you think you can really bump into a potential Mr/Ms Right in speed dating? Or is it me becauase I will preject much more hopes on speed dating? |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 09, 2004 - 02:17 PM |
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I don't think they would work, like general single events. You go there with the exception of finding someone and might end up in just looking for someone for the sake of looking . I prefer dating on coincedence... like Ivo's story or just bumping into someone nice at a bar ... |
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Sinsabit
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Apr 10, 2004 - 10:50 AM |
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Hey Shnickle! It Worked!!!
I can't beleive it! and she only wanted 2 RMB!
So she gave me this little ticket and told me to sit at the back of the bus.
I'm still waiting for her number though....... |
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fukuman
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Apr 10, 2004 - 03:40 PM |
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U sucka de cocky? No 10 fuky-suky ma? |
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Schnickle
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Apr 10, 2004 - 06:52 PM |
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fukuman the line you used on your mom won't work with Chinese girls, unfortunately they don't understand the cheap white whore lingo. |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 12, 2004 - 10:04 AM |
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well thanks to LF i did not use any of Schnickle's pick up lines and while drinking and thinking about some others on Friday night I got too drunk in the end and can't remember what really happened.... D'oh !!!! |
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Schnickle
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Apr 12, 2004 - 10:11 AM |
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lol who said those were pick up lines, I was joking! Actually those lines are indeed pick up lines, at say....maoming lu |
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littlefox
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Apr 12, 2004 - 11:26 PM |
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and say the whom you gonna pick up? hookers 
But I was actually thinking the smell of slamon thread posted by Cornsey,
more creative sentence wanted in the mode:
If you like the smell of fish...i'm your girl
Constructive suggestions, please |
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SirFiddler
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Apr 13, 2004 - 11:24 AM |
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well another definite no-no seems to be : "Nice clothes, I wonder what they'd look like on my bedroom floor" , or "I wish you'd be a door so I could bang you all day long" , "Nice legs, what time do they open" , "Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven ? " and so on and so on ... |
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itv1980
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Apr 13, 2004 - 11:54 AM |
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How about try this one, when they're playing with their phone:
You don't have to phone me, I'm here already
When they look stunned then they're not worth it, when puzzeled ask you who you are, you can introduce yourself and have a new friend 
"你不用打电话给我,我已经到了" make them smile and you can start a conversation. Met some of my friends this way just have a look.
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itv1980
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Apr 13, 2004 - 12:13 PM |
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Or just bump into one of the ladies, appologise for your first meeting was so chaotic and offer a cup of coffee. Can make good friends this way, some of my friends in Qingdao I met this way and still have good friendship after 3 years. They'll visit me this summer in Shanghai
When taking step by step will have best result in long term. Especially when looking for friends, possible partner etc.
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